Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The

Italian customs officer stops them and tells them: “Itsa illegala to

putta 5 people in a Quattro!”

“Vot do you mean, it’s illegal?” asks the German driver.

“Quattro means four!” replies the Italian official.

“Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile” the Germans

retort unbelievingly. “Look at ze dam paperz: Ze car is dezigned to

carry 5 people!”

“You canta pulla thata one on me!” replies the Italian customs officer.

“Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your car and you are

therefore breaking the law!”

The German replies angrily ” You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor

over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!”

“Sorry” respondes the Italian, “He canta comea … He’sa buzy witha

two guys in a Fiat Uno.”

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