Prison or work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer.

IN PRISON       you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.
AT WORK        you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON       you get three meals a day.
AT WORK        you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON       you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK        you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON       the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK        you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON       you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK        you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON       you get your own toilet.
AT WORK        you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON       they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK        you can’t even speak to your family.

IN PRISON       the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK        you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON       you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK        you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON       you must deal with mean wardens.
AT WORK        they are called managers

Have a Great Day at WORK!

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